Murdering English: In Leave Letters to Government Offices
From Administrative Deptt.
Bengaluru in 1996: As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
Maharashtra in 2005:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."
Jharkhand in 2000
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..
Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..
From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:
An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.
A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave
Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Another funny Letter found :
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
From Administrative Deptt.
Bengaluru in 1996: As my mother-in-law has expired and I m the only one responsible for it, Please grant me 10 days leave.
Maharashtra in 2005:
"Since I have to go to my village to sell my land along with my wife,
please sanction me one-week leave."
Jharkhand in 2000
From an employee who was performing the "mundan" ceremony of his 10 year old son:
As I want to cut my son's head in Gaya, please leave me for two days..
Leave Application from an employee who was performing his daughter's wedding in Hyderabad in 1996 :
As I am marrying my daughter, please grant a week's leave..
From another Administration Dept,Gujarat in 2007:
An employee applied for half-day leave as follows:
"Since I've to go to the cremation ground at 10 o'clock and I may not return, please grant me half day casual leave"
Another leave application found in Bihar in the year 2005
I am suffering from fever, please declare one-day holiday for me.
A leave application to a Principal in Jamshedpur in 2006:
"As I am studying in this school I am suffering from headache and the headache is paining, Please grant me one day leave
Leave application found in Kolkata in 2014:
"My wife is suffering from sickness and as I am her only husband at home I may be granted leave".
Another funny Letter found :
"I am well here and hope you are also in the same well.
Inputs Courtesy: Compiler Unknown
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