The Air hostess then asked: “What about Indians?”

An aeroplane made an emergency landing on water.

The Air hostess asked the passengers to slide down to the lifeboats, but the passengers refused.

The Air hostess then asked the Captain Pilot to help.

The Captain being very knowledgeable and experienced, guided her :

"You tell the Americans this is an ADVENTURE .

Tell the British this is an HONOUR .

Tell the French this is a ROMANTIC activity,

and

Tell the Germans this is the LAW .

Tell the Japanese this is an ORDER, and everyone will be sorted out.”

The Air hostess asked: "Can I convince the Pakistanis?"

Captain: "Yes dear, just whisper, " This is a suicide mission."

The Air hostess again asked: “And what about the Singaporeans?”

The captain, taking a deep breath, patiently explained: “You need not tell the Singaporeans anything, my dear. Once they see a QUEUE, they will join it without questions.”

The Air hostess remembered the flight had some passengers from India.

The Air hostess then asked: “What about Indians?”

The captain laughed: “Easy. Just tell the Indians this activity is FREE.”

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