Prize-winning joke of the year-
A man asked
Actor Vijayakanth,
"why Narendra Modi goes walking in the evening, not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' '
Superb
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate!
My husband’s chequebook
A man asked
Actor Vijayakanth,
"why Narendra Modi goes walking in the evening, not in the morning". Vijayakanth replied ''Brother, Modi is PM, not AM' '
Superb
Doctor: Which soap do you use?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's soap.
Doctor: Paste?
Patient: K. P. Namboodiri's paste
Doctor: Shampoo?
Patient: - K. P. Namboodiri's shampoo.
Doctor: Is K.P. Namboodiri an international brand?
Patient: No.
K. P. Namboodiri is my Roommate!
My husband’s chequebook
A bookseller conducting a market survey asked a woman – “Which book has helped you most in your life?”
The woman replied – “My husband’s chequebook!!”
Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor
The woman replied – “My husband’s chequebook!!”
Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor
A prospective husband in a bookstore “Do you have a book called, ‘Husband – the Master of the House’?
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
I forgot her name and,
Sales Girl: “Sir, Fiction and Comics are on the 1st floor!”.
I forgot her name and,
Someone asked an old man :
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
"Darling, Honey, Love".
What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and, I am scared to ask her.
Hell to hell is Free
“Even after 70 years, you still call your wife
"Darling, Honey, Love".
What’s the secret?
Old man: I forgot her name and, I am scared to ask her.
Hell to hell is Free
A man in Hell asked the Devil: Can I make a call to my Wife?
After making the call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.
I will leave you one fine day
After making the call, he asked how much to pay.
Devil: Nothing.
Hell to hell is Free.
I will leave you one fine day
Husband to wife,
"Today is a fine day"
The next day he says: Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says the same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind
We're spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha
"Today is a fine day"
The next day he says: Today is a fine day. Again next day,
he says the same thing.
Today is a fine day. Finally, after a week, the wife can’t take it and asks her husband – since last week, you are saying “Today is a fine day’. I am fed up. What’s the matter?
Husband: Last week when we had an argument, you said, “I will leave you one fine day.”
I was just trying to remind
We're spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha
Argument between British and Indian.
British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
"hahaha"
India:- "hahaha"
we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"
Full form of MATHS
British: we spoiled ur mother land for 200 yrs
"hahaha"
India:- "hahaha"
we r spoiling your mother tongue daily "hahahahahaha"
Full form of MATHS
Teacher - what is d full form of MATHS..
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
What is Microsoft Excel?
Student- mentally affected teacher harassing student
What is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar in computr exam.
Exmnr- what is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar - I think it is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer...
Author Unknown
Exmnr- what is Microsoft Excel?
Sardar - I think it is a new brand of Surf Excel to clean the computer...
Author Unknown
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