R Vijay Bhaskar Reddy, Septuagenarian Senior Advocate of the Karnataka High Court and a humble gentleman to the core has shared the following input and suggested making use of the same for a change and in a lighter vein. Maybe, most of you might have gone through it earlier and may feel it to be a repeat. Even then, it looks interesting to have a second glance and the opinion you happen to formulate is absolutely left to your own choice.
I Love this Japanese Doctor
Q: Doctor, I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?
A: Heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it... Don't waste time on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart does not make you live longer; it is like saying you extend the life of a car by driving faster. Want to live longer?
Take nap.
Q: Should I reduce my alcohol intake?
A: Oh no. Wine made from fruit. The fruit is very good. Brandy distilled wine, means they take water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of goodness that way. Beer is also made of grain. Grain is good too.
Bottoms up!
Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise program?
A: Can't think of one, sorry.
My philosophy: No pain...good!
Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?
A: YOU NOT LISTENING! Food fried in vegetable oil.
How getting more vegetables be bad?
Q: Is chocolate bad for me?
A: You crazy?!? HEL-LO-O!! Cocoa bean! Another vegetable!
It best feel-good food around!
Q: Is swimming good for your figure?
A: If swimming is good for your figure,
explain whale to me.
Q: Is getting in shape important for my lifestyle?
A: Hey! 'Round' is also a shape!
Well... I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food and diets.
And remember:
Finally, the Japanese Doctor summed up: Look mister, Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely in an attractive and well-preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways - Beer in one hand - chocolate in the other - body thoroughly used up, totally worn out and screaming "WOO-HOO, what a ride my life was"!!!!!
Eat whatever you like because you will still DIE, don't allow motivational speakers to deceive you.
1. The inventor of the treadmill had died at the age of 54
2. The inventor of gymnastics died at the age of 57
3. The world bodybuilding champion died at the age of 41
4. The best footballer in the world Maradona, died at the age of 60.
BUT
5. The KFC inventor died at 94.
6. Inventor of the Nutella brand died at the age of 88
7. Imagine, cigarette maker Winston died at the age of 102
8. The inventor of opium died at the age of 116 in an earthquake
9. Hennessey inventor dies at 98.
How did these doctors come to the conclusion that exercise prolongs life?
The rabbit is always jumping up and down but it lives for only 2 years and the turtle that doesn’t exercise at all lives 400 years.
So, Take some rest, Chill, Stay cool, eat, drink and enjoy your life. You will still die
Share this with a friend who needs a good laugh
Laughter is the best medicine. - It will certainly add some quality days to your life.
Input Courtesy: An Anonymous Japanese Doctor.
Hahaha.So eat drink and enjoy life to the fullest. No place for regrets.
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